Black Gold Cocktail

All the way from almost-to-Canada...

This saucy little number was inspired by my new career path.  Life on the oil rig is grueling and drilling for oil, or black gold as some call it, all day sure works up a thirst that can only be quenched by one thing... an ice cold black gold.

Black Gold
1/2 oz each:
Jagermeister
Godiva dark chocolate liqueur
Coffee flavor liqueur
Gold Flakes Supreme vodka
1 scoop coffee grounds

Stir and serve over ice.

Hobo the Heartbreaker

This cocktail recipe is inspired by Bubba's migration to NoDak.  Might be a good opener for the first cocktail party in the new trailer...

Hobo the Heartbreaker
2 strawberries, washed with soap and water, stems removed
1 oz Burnett's Lemon vodka
1 oz herbal liqueur
1 oz coconut rum  
1 jigger Bisquick powder
1 jigger Snaje tears
Splash of soy sauce (low sodium works best)
Sarawak white pepper, finely ground, to rim glass
Maraschino cherry garnish

Directions:
1) Muddle strawberries, Bisquick, half of the Snaje tears, and vodka with fervor
2) Add liqueur and rum and shake with plenty of ice
3) Serve in a stolen glass rimmed with Sarawak white pepper
4) Finish with a splash of soy sauce and remaining Snaje tears and garnish with a nice plump Maraschino cherry
5) Enjoy with all your new friends!